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The sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his partner's ear canal.
She couldn't hear anything right after I finished giving her a huge earbud.
earbud by JJJSchmidt February 25, 2010
Sorry, you are poor so I can't tell you.
Guy: Sorry I have earbuds so I can't hear you.
earbud by MiKoSeNpAii February 17, 2019

Earbud Ache 

When you use the shitty buds that apple gives you and it stretches out the inside of your ears to fit in place. Thus causing the ear ache.
Dude one: Shit man! What happend to your ears?!?!
Dude two: What?!?!?!
Dude one: Their all deformed!!!!!!
Dude two: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Dude one: Shit man. You're gonna have one hell of an earbud ache.
Earbud Ache by Renaldo1495 October 24, 2008

earbud reflex 

the amount of time it takes to react to something; usually slowed by the noise-canceling effect of wearing earbuds.
guy 1: hey dude, i'm gonna totally pants Will over there, he totally won't hear it coming sinse he's wearing earphones.

guy 2: nawww dude, Will has some serious earbud reflex, don't even try it.
earbud reflex by dogmaster97 July 11, 2010

Earbud blind 

When a person who is fully aware that you are wearing earbuds and listening to music, but completely ignores them, thus continuing their conversation undeterred.
Guy 1: Hey should i drink Coke or Pepsi...
Guy 2: Listening to music
Guy 1: Well what do you think?
Guy 2: did u say something?
Guy 1: Yea i want to...
Guy 2: What are you, Earbud blind? go away.
Earbud blind by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

earbud poppers 

pop-ups in between giraffes' ears.
These enable giraffes to have aerodynamic necks.
When the wind blows, the earbud poppers deflect the wind to the opposite direction so that the giraffes' necks do not bend and snap.
earbud poppers by Morry Krein April 15, 2011
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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