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Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its
Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass
ear plugs by m6e6t6 April 3, 2019

alaskan ear plugs 

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.
damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.

Whats that johnny?

fuck you

punk rock ear plugs 

Any makeshift earplugs. They can be fashioned from toilet paper, cigarette butts, tampons, bullets, gum, or just nothing at all; and typically don't work very well. Sometimes worn only after years of loud music and sustained hearing loss causes an adjustment of habits.
Punker 1: Yo, this band is LOOOOOOUUUUUUUD!!!

Punker 2: WHAAAAAAAAT? Can't hear ya; wearin punk rock ear plugs!!!... half deaf already!!!

Punker 1: You have Beth ready?!!!!

Punker 2: HALF DEAF ALREADY!!!!!!

Punker 1: You have METH READY?????
punk rock ear plugs by braddelcat November 8, 2009

alabama ear plug 

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug
I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.
alabama ear plug by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015

The Ear Plug 

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.
"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"
The Ear Plug by G.M.H. November 4, 2009

ear plug 

a type of jewellery worn on the earlobes. Can be worn after the piercing is stretched with a taper and often have a hole through the middle so one can see through it.
ear plug by anonymous March 8, 2005