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Ear Plugs

When two guys simultaneously ejaculate in a girls ear canal.
The other night, Serg and I gave Danielle ear plugs during the gang bang.
by JBino17 November 21, 2010
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ear plugs

Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its
Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass
by m6e6t6 April 3, 2019
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alaskan ear plugs

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.
damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.

Whats that johnny?

fuck you
by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009
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punk rock ear plugs

Any makeshift earplugs. They can be fashioned from toilet paper, cigarette butts, tampons, bullets, gum, or just nothing at all; and typically don't work very well. Sometimes worn only after years of loud music and sustained hearing loss causes an adjustment of habits.
Punker 1: Yo, this band is LOOOOOOUUUUUUUD!!!

Punker 2: WHAAAAAAAAT? Can't hear ya; wearin punk rock ear plugs!!!... half deaf already!!!

Punker 1: You have Beth ready?!!!!

Punker 2: HALF DEAF ALREADY!!!!!!

Punker 1: You have METH READY?????
by braddelcat November 8, 2009
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alabama ear plug

when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug
I didn't want Sally to hear what I was about to say so I gave her an Alabama Ear Plug.
by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015
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The Ear Plug

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.
"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"
by G.M.H. November 4, 2009
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ear plug

a type of jewellery worn on the earlobes. Can be worn after the piercing is stretched with a taper and often have a hole through the middle so one can see through it.
by anonymous March 8, 2005
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