Definitions by drinkmachine777

hard sock 

one sock that has so much jizz in it that it has hardend into an uncomftorable sock.

fuck me! this sock that i wore turned into a hard sock!

Y?

Cause i jizz in it sooo much!

hard sock by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

russian bastard

when i girls sucking ur cock and she bites it off

fucking bitch u bit my cock off u russian bastard!

russian bastard by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

alaskan ear plugs 

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.

damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.

Whats that johnny?

fuck you

alaskan ear plugs by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

roray 

one who has a hot cousin

dude u are sucha roray!

roray by drinkmachine777 May 27, 2009

orgasmic

To like something sooo much it feels like an orgasim.

Omg that pizza was orgasmic!

Wow your car is so orgasmic!

orgasmic by drinkmachine777 May 27, 2009

swass 

When some one has been working out or just has a sweaty ass.

wow i have sum major swass!

swass by drinkmachine777 May 27, 2009