Eyes:Closed 

a metalhead whom cannot keep his eyes open whilst baked.

also, a bomb ass song by the band The Contortionist

The Contortionist's song Eyes:Closed is the shit.

Eyes:Closed by herrllyreahh March 11, 2011

type garfield with your eyes closed 

garfoels

now you try to type garfield with your eyes closed

type garfield with your eyes closed by arandomdudelol August 31, 2023

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

I can’t see when my eyes are closed by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

close your eyes and count to ten 

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

close your eyes and count to ten by jpg3 November 6, 2011

Close your eyes 

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

Close your eyes by Jeramuse February 3, 2023

but if you close your eyes 

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

but if you close your eyes,
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all,

and if you close your eyes,

but if you close your eyes by notarealperson111 January 13, 2021

close your eyes and think of England 

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.

Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England

close your eyes and think of England by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007