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Evening meal. Easy way to avoid confusion over tea and dinner and things
"I'll do it after tea!"
"When?"
"After EVM."
evm by P3T3R October 6, 2007
Words you can keep
(Eternal Victim Mentality) when someone only tries to find ways to be a victim in every situation they get involved in.
Whoa calm down Karen its not that bad, you seem to have a little EVM going on right now...
EVM by Diedrick the Flame July 23, 2026

Sloppy EVM 

When a gay dude deep throats a small wiener, causing him to throw up into the butt hole of his partner. Followed by long sloppy anal sex.
Dude erik the other night got the TOTAL sloppy EVM experience!
Sloppy EVM by Anthony Schock April 2, 2008

evmorfia 

A beautiful girl as the name entails. As close as you can get to perfect. A rockin body and a pretty face that’s hard to forget. Evmorfia’s are always super funny and sweet. They’ll go out of their way to make others happy. They aren’t afraid to stand up for themselves or for others when they see something wrong. If you’re in the rare presence of an Evmorfia you’re in for a treat. You’d be a fool not to try and hold on to them. Very loving of all friends and family. The most amazing and spectacular person you’ll ever meet.
Person 1: I saw Evmorfia the other day.
Person 2: WHAT?! You lucky bastard! Please tell me you asked her on a date!
The name evmorfili is born from the Greek word omorfh=beautiful and the word filh=friend, this person is usually someone you can trust and depend on, Evmorfilis have great humor, are likeable but hard to get to know them,they are people with amazing skills on making people happy or trying to help people in need.
1:-My name is Evmorfili
2:-Wow!What a beautiful name!

3:Evmorfili was practically the only person who was there for me
4:i seriously can imagine, she helped me multiple times
Evmorfili by Carrotpies November 19, 2021
The way my mother (she hails from rural Alabama) says "even"

Sometimes she says it like this -- ee-muh.
"That boy ain't ev'm studying you!"
ev'm by WildEyedLissa May 12, 2006
An evmart is when you combine electric vehicles (such as the Nissan leaf) and Wal-Mart and then market it to all the soccer moms in your local area.
Yooooo, I just went to the evmart and saw a bunch of milfs!
evmart by Chunny45 April 24, 2021
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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