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evinessence 

A man's smell, attitude, the 'vibe' he gives off, and how people treat him. Different from plain ole "essence" that has a general use.

"Evin" adds a reference to the similar-sounding band and is the name of a man in Hawaii who wears strong cologne and has thereby become associated with the term.
Avery - "What the hell's that smell? It's like someone assed up the Axe in here."
Noah - "Nah, it's Evin, man. Evin and his goddamn essence."
Avery - "I should've known. Evin-fucking-essence."

James - "Don't look now; we got evinessence inbound."
Rayshi - "Where?!"
James - "Don't look so excited. Not that evinessence."
evinessence by Mr. Charisma April 23, 2009

Emin Onentasci 

A bizarre 66 year old Turkish man who is famous for his strange and unusual way of typing . He was a former underground drilling water exploration master but is now retired and spends his days cheating on his poor infertile wife with teenage girls on Instagram. His favorite celebrities are B.R.i.T (Britney Spears) and Margot Robbie. Emin is completely against perverse and homosexual relationships, as he does not support crooked behavior. His interests include, but are not limited to: art, philosophy, stuffed meatballs, music, flowers, needle myrtle, covit-19 conspiracy theories, and mars/martians, particularly the "dame tu cosita" alien.
Emin Onentasci keeps asking me if I can come to adana airport and breed with him

Emin Onentasci is literally obsessed with B.R.i.T
Emin Onentasci by toesuxker December 24, 2021
Definition of Ermin

A handsome, tall, blacked haired, sweet, caring, gentlemen. He’s a great person once you get to know him. A boy that can change a girl's heart from cold and broken, to full of love and happiness. He is gentle, kind, hardworking, and respectful. He is the kind of guy you would want to spend your whole life with. He will understand you when your feeling down and will try to make you feel better. He’s also a very good listener. He will listen to you as long as your not yelling or being annoying. He will seem non-emotional at first. Maybe a little dead inside (LmaO) Very trustworthy. He’s funny, and will make you smile constantly. He's very quiet and likes to keep to himself around people he doesn't know very well but can be very funny and caring towards his friends or people he's interested in.Ermin’s tend to have very strange interests,but aren't afraid to admit that they can be a bit weird. An extremely intelligent guy (at mAth tbH) Closest thing to perfect a guy can be. He’s a good gamer and will talk about it for awhile if your in a call with him. Mostly when he IS playing a game.He’s also amazing at drawing. ;0✨
Person 1: Hey look it’s Ermin!
Ermin by DOggiE mOmmIe June 21, 2018
If you know an Evlin marry her immediately.
Boy: woah I really want to marry Evlin!

Girl: back off Evlin’s mine!
Evlin by Ppjhon February 18, 2021

evin roji 

A kid that's way too good at basketball, its not even fair. I don't know how the world will deal with him. For sure an NBA draft. Good luck too his opponents!
OMG I wish I was Evin Roji
evin roji by THE real NBA December 18, 2017

Eminemini 

Being an annoying fake poser who has has zero social awareness and delusional self importance
Guy 1: Hey pay attention to me! I sent an email to apple. Im changing the world!!
Guy 2: Yo, stop eminemining
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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