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A person that is not emo, nor hipster, but merely a mixture of both.
Friend 1: Dude, my cousin got a new haircut.
Friend 2: How does he/she look now?
Friend 1: She kinda looks emster now.
Friend 2: Cool? I guess.
Emster by AvastK December 30, 2010
Words you can keep
a word emi made up but now realised actually means something
Emi: "Hey, look at this cool word I made up, emster!"

p1: "That means emo hipster"
Emi: "oh."
emster by emiemster August 29, 2021
An emo/gangster
-someone who can dress both parts and get away with it
-emo + gangster = emster
Someone who dresses one of either ways and is really the other way
"Look at that emster, they are so fake"
Emster by Tynan Collins March 21, 2007
-Emo/Gangster
-Emo + Gangster = Emster
-Someone who looks one way but is really the other way
-A wannabe of these two things
He is such an idiot, therefore an emster.
Katie and Chrissy are these so called emsters.
Emster by Tynan Collins March 21, 2007
Yer fancy clam with the poyle inside
"When your famous the world is yer erster"- Racetrack Higgins (Newsies)
Erster by BroadwayFangirl December 28, 2017
A very beautiful and breathtaking girl. She will make you laugh no matter what. At first she may seem a bit weird, and you may be skeptical. But once you get to know her as a person, she will mean the world to you, and outshine any other girl.she doesn't view herself as a pearl, and just wants to love you and make you smile.
Woah, I'll think I have fallen in love with an Ester!
I'm looking for an Ester, she's the one.
Ester by TheMoonAndEsterella July 27, 2017

Estero high school 

Full of beaners, preps, and stoners. This ugly school location in Estero Fl, is awful

Estero fuckinh sucks people always tappin

Used to be straight idk what happened

Teachers tryna catch me with my cart
But never catch me I’m too smart

All this gas got me tryna sleep in class

Why teachers being such a hard ass

Giving me detention but with all my friends its more like a convention

Admin Tryna catch me juulin

No worries Im straight boolin

Fake bitches all around

Can’t wait to leave this town

School ends at 1:35 that’s when I thrive

Getting home feeling tired

But this new cart got me feelin wired
Why so many people fake it’s like they tryna be snakes
Always posting drama on their finstas
Just stay on your rinsta

This bitch snitchin sayin the bathroom smells like dank

Nah you just stank

Estero makes me down wine like water

While teachers are probably fucking your daughter

People always getting high in the bathrooms

And hitting Juuls in classrooms

This school is full of too many cunts

Nah bitch you can’t hit my blunt

Saying I was out of class for too long

Sorry I was in my car writing this song
Estero high school by Lilcoryy April 2, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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