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so emj and emi are the same exact person and if you know this person pls know that they love you so much. She gets excited so easily by small things. She acts as if everything is fine but deep down she doesnt know whats happening to her. She always wants others to be happy and likes talking to others. She will always try her best to make people smile spread positivity and will try their best to there for you at any time. friendly reminder you are worth it i love you you are strong and im glad you are still here with me<3
oh hey thats emj she likes making new friends!!!
emj by eat well i love youu!!! January 6, 2021
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the prettiest girl literally ever. she's sweet and well meaning but can be selfish. funny and fashionable emj is always the center of attention.
emj is so pretty
emj by puæslayrr March 13, 2022
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Emergency Medicinal Joint - A joint rolled simply for "Emergency Medical" reasons ;)
1: Hey bro you got any weed on you?
2: Nah man I just smoked my last EMJ earlier.
EMJ by SlugDealer September 30, 2023

Emjay Blanchette 

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020
A unique name for a funny and humorous girl. She is a person that loves everyone she meets. She is a beautiful, kind hearted girl that everyone loves to hang out with. Emjay can make anyone laugh with just her smile and her jokes will make your life better. Emjay can make anyone feel welcome and is a very independent person. She also finds it hard to trust people. Emjay will always be the life of the party and everyone treats her like a queen.
" she's so funny !"

" yeah, her names Emjay"
emjay by Kodiegracemart1234in April 19, 2018
A kick ass blogger; NOT related to jamjars. She's kewler, and she likes apple juice.
Me: asdgjkl I love Emjars!
Other person: OH, You mean Jamjar--
Me: NO. I MEAN EMJARS. EM. JARS.
emjars by CODYderdsvgofuckyourselfrtr September 11, 2011
An EmJim is someone who is more than a designated driver, they are a chaperone for drunken excursions. Often filled with despair about their task for the night, EmJims remain dedicated to their job. Their primary responsibility is to make sure that no one gets arrested or raped.
Creepy Old Guy: Wow! I wanna take that girl home!
Creeper McCreepersons: Lost cause man. She's got an EmJim.
EmJim by HereComesJohnny January 2, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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