JARS

A serious affliction that may initially resemble Severe Accute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) due to the copious amounts of phlegm, coughing, and unsightly/ungroomed appearance. This condition, which applies to specific individuals (aka "Jacks"), is not known to be airborne-contagious, but there is insufficient evidence to determine if it can be contracted through bodily fluids or prolonged exposure in unventilated areas. There is no known cure.
Person A: "What is wrong with Jack, I hope that isn't SARS?"

Person B: "No, it's not SARS. It is JARS"

Person A: "Oh, that's good."

Person B: "No. Actually, it is terrible."
by Dr. Andrews October 25, 2006
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JARS

A group named, "Japanese Animation Research Society" It is full of mostly anime freaks who will cut your head off if you say you hate anime.
<JARS Person> I love anime, man!
<Anime hater> Whatever, it sucks...
<JARS Person> What!? *pounce*
by ladyshera October 09, 2008
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jar jar

1. Lacking any common sense

2. Fucking careless

3. See Also: asshat
My roomate can be a real asshat sometimes.
by David Yoo March 29, 2003
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To bumble your way to success or victory
I didn't know any of the answers on the test, but I still jar jarred my way to a B.
by Darth Conans October 29, 2015
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Jar Jar

Any tall ass foreign chick that: cant speak English, smells like old ass cheese, and is annoying as hell.
What the hell is that jar jar saying? Last time I go to this Taco Bell.
by Dr. Bacon July 22, 2010
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Based on the completely unnecessary and gratuitous CG character Jar Jar Binks in the Star Wars prequel, _Phantom Menace_, it has come to refer to any overly obnoxious or heavy-laden computer-generated movie or character therein.
"This film would've been ok except for the fact they jar-jar'd it with all of those over-the-top effects."

"Did you see Jet Li's _The One_? It was bad and a jar-jar extraordinaire!"
by Kevin Walker August 17, 2004
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JAR

A term for “Just another ranker” used by chicanos typically in Southern California. The word is popular in Los Angeles for using the term in a way to describe someone who is from a low place and is not “about that life”.
Person 1: “Say fuck JAR”
Person 2: “Well I’m not from there foo
Person 1: “Say it again foo”
Person 2: “Fuck JAR, there you happy foo?”
Person 1: “Once a bitch, always a bitch homie”
by William Edwards October 11, 2020
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