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Eat My Guy Friends Dick’
‘I really want to EMGFD, but I don’t know how to approach him!’
EMGFD by CreepyCrawley June 7, 2020
Words you can keep
Acronym for "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?!", a line from Pulp Fiction. Used on the Internet in response to nonsensical writing.
Person A: "U C4N7 B337 MY 1337 5Kii15!!!!!!!!!! YA N00BS!!!!!"
Person B: "EMFDYSI?!"
EMFDYSI by Dasrik November 22, 2007
Related Words
EMGFD EMBFDYF Emfd EMFDYSI Emged EMGFC emgfn EMF Detector
Emged is the greatest nigga you'll ever meet in 2k. this guy is just an animal. he'll fuck your bitch, eat your sandwich and beat you in 2k all at the same time
I'm scared to face emged in 2k
Emged by Gavy the sav September 4, 2016
Eat My Fucking Dick: Based off the oft use SMD (Suck My Dick) that morphed into sub varients Smfd (Suck My Fucking Dick), Fmfd (Fuck my Fucking Dick), Smbbd (Sucky my Big Black Dick)

origin is from Yonkers, NY
Yo mans was hatin on me, tell that dude he can Emfd.
Emfd by oldTrapLord September 3, 2014
A)Acronym for "Eat My Guy Friends' Nuts";


B)also initials for a very sexy man's name.
A) "Yo that flaming homosexual can go emgfn!


B) "Hey Morgan, did you see EMGFN tonight; he looked sexy!
emgfn by emgfn April 7, 2009
Abbreviated form of "Eating my Gluten Free Chicken"
I can't talk right now, I'm EMGFC!
EMGFC by Glob Pillman March 4, 2021
Stands for : Eat My Big Fucking Dick You Faggot
Text people “EMBFDYF” when they piss you off
EMBFDYF by Shankieshanks May 26, 2021
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