eather 

Someone who likes eating candy.
Someone who is edgy.

that person is EATHER
they're kinda EATHER

eather by Annie2223 May 21, 2021

Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Ethereum Killer 

Any decentralized smart contract platform that can scale, remove user fees, govern itself by the community, or ruffle Vitalik's feathers on an otherwise pleasant day.

EOS is the Ethereum Killer

Ethereum Killer by SuddenAnalysis July 25, 2018

ethereal 

something/someone of such pure beauty that it seems out of this world or heavenly

Brooklyn Gibson David Avram Wyatt is truly etherealz

ethereal by etherealwyatt January 21, 2019

Steven Hawkings soup eater 

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Dinosaur Earther by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Drumpf eater 

Someone so infatuated with the fake wealth and prestige of a pathological liar that s/he routinely bends over to inhale the liar's many drumpfs.

KellyAnne almost fainted, but said she was fine, just took in too many drumpfs this morning. I had no idea she was such a drumpf eater.

Drumpf eater by ciabrat January 26, 2017