earlobes
earlobes by SPARECHICKEN April 19, 2018
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stinky earlobes
Is a top 5 insult that will obliterate your opponent. A last resort only to be used when your in danger.
F150 driver: trump is a good president
Any sane human being: no
F150 driver: well ur ugly
Any sane human: well you have stinky earlobes
F150 driver: *fucking disintegrates*
Any sane human being: no
F150 driver: well ur ugly
Any sane human: well you have stinky earlobes
F150 driver: *fucking disintegrates*
stinky earlobes by jejfjfjrjjrns June 12, 2020
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Hash Brown Earlobes
When someones earlobes are tastily triangular, such of that as a hash brown you'd so much love to nibble on . Often abbreviated to HBEL.
Hash Brown Earlobes by i like cats called ewan September 14, 2011
earlobe
earlobe fetish
if you have an earlobe fetish, you find certain earlobes sexier than others and you like to rub and bite them.
Hey babe, you've got some sexy ass earlobes, let me take a bite of them.
earlobe fetish
just had to include that so the thing would submit
earlobe fetish
just had to include that so the thing would submit
earlobe fetish by sexy soup boy July 2, 2018
Ethiopian Earlobe
Billy was screwing around in Spanish class so Senora cut off his nuts and gave him double Ethiopian Earlobes.
Ethiopian Earlobe by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008
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