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stinky earlobes

Is a top 5 insult that will obliterate your opponent. A last resort only to be used when your in danger.
F150 driver: trump is a good president

Any sane human being: no

F150 driver: well ur ugly

Any sane human: well you have stinky earlobes

F150 driver: *fucking disintegrates*

Hash Brown Earlobes

When someones earlobes are tastily triangular, such of that as a hash brown you'd so much love to nibble on . Often abbreviated to HBEL.
Larry your Hash brown earlobes look too irresistible today . wheres the ketchup?
The part of skin that hangs from the bottom of your ear.
I want to make love to your earlobe.
earlobe by beansalog August 9, 2008

earlobe fetish 

if you have an earlobe fetish, you find certain earlobes sexier than others and you like to rub and bite them.
Hey babe, you've got some sexy ass earlobes, let me take a bite of them.

earlobe fetish
just had to include that so the thing would submit

Ethiopian Earlobe 

When someone's testicle is cut off and pierced onto their earlobe.
Billy was screwing around in Spanish class so Senora cut off his nuts and gave him double Ethiopian Earlobes.
The portion of skin dangling from your ear in a pendant-like manner.
Dude, what happened to your earlobe?

I wasn't born with earlobes, I just have reptilian-like stretched skin like Craig.
earlobe by phantoz November 4, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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