e-jack

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A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."

Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!

e-jack by Angie Keekleman June 6, 2007

Words you can keep

E-jack

The short form of ejaculation

I e-jacked on my dog.

E-jack by Nestea Roxorz November 21, 2004

Related Words

E-jack • E-Jack-O-Lantern • e-jacker • e-jacking • E-Wank/E-Jack Off • spice-E-jack • Spon-e-Jack • dos-e-jacking • ejackulate • e-flap-jack-ass-ulation

E Jack

Short for ejacualtion
A funny name to call someone with the intials EJ.

Hey E Jack come make me a sandwhich.

E Jack by Bro000 March 3, 2009

E Jack

To have an orgasm

We were at it for 30 minutes, I had to hit a E Jack when she got on top

E Jack by Lexx Diamond November 26, 2018

E-Jack-O-Lantern

A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.

Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!

E-Jack-O-Lantern by silly boi mcgee November 4, 2017

E-Wank/E-Jack Off

The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.

Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.

E-Wank/E-Jack Off by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019

spice-E-jack

A term used to describe a super gorgeous & sexy guy. His name may or may not be jack but it refers to the jack from Jack in the box. E for Extra Spicy.

Girllll have you seen that Spice-E-jack there by the corner? he one finnneeee man!

spice-E-jack by jarnella wikalikikipopop July 7, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026