A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."

Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!

e-jack by Angie Keekleman June 6, 2007

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E-jack

The short form of ejaculation

I e-jacked on my dog.

E-jack by Nestea Roxorz November 21, 2004

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E-Jack-O-Lantern

A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.

Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!

E-Jack-O-Lantern by silly boi mcgee November 4, 2017

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E-Wank/E-Jack Off

The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.

Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.

E-Wank/E-Jack Off by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019

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spice-E-jack

A term used to describe a super gorgeous & sexy guy. His name may or may not be jack but it refers to the jack from Jack in the box. E for Extra Spicy.

Girllll have you seen that Spice-E-jack there by the corner? he one finnneeee man!

spice-E-jack by jarnella wikalikikipopop July 7, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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