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Dyllan
An unbelievably shy, and usually bespectacled, man. First appearances may lead one to believe he is haughty or aloof, however if granted entry through his protective wall of disinterest, one may find the Dyllan to be a caring and intelligent companion. Possessing a love for fun and a wonderful sense of humor, time spent with Dyllan is always enjoyable, and as a friend his loyalty, trust and honesty are unparalleled.
Dyllan by T. F. Roach December 9, 2012
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Dyllan
The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has the softest hair and cutest smile. He somehow always knows when something is wrong and will always make you happy, even when you’re feeling the worst. He knows just how to make you smile. He’s considerate and kind. He can be silly or weird sometimes but it only makes you love him so much more!! When he hugs you, you feel happy and safe and comfy and wanna stay with him forever and when you eventually have to be apart from him, you just wanna run back to him and never leave again!!! Just his presence lifts your mood and makes you happy. You will never meet anyone as sweet and gently as Dyllan and you will never get enough of him. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet
Dirty Dyllan
The act of emptying a used condom into a girls belly button. Once the button begins to over flow one refills the condom and has anal or oral sex with a chinese woman.
Dirty Dyllan by ZeldasNatch December 6, 2012
Dylann
Dylann by Andrew Postman March 30, 2008
dyllan
That badass guy in the gym you see every time you go.Usually has veins popping out of his head and breathing heavily.Noone F*cks with him.
dyllan by Youermom Swallows August 21, 2010
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