In music, any cover for a song that is better than its original version. Named after Bob Dylan, one of the best singer songwriters ever that has the misfortune to have all his songs performed better by others.

A: So, what's on the playlist menu today?
B: Wll,m today we're on the Dylan's Law diet, so we'll have 'Eric Clapton — While My Guitar Gently Weeps (live)' followed by Jonny Cash's Hurt.
A: Rock it away!
or
A: Is that Jonny Cash performing 'personal Jesus'?
B: Yes
A: didn't know this song was under Dylan's Law.

dylan's law by e-shy July 15, 2014

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dylan's trigger

The specific point on a gentleman prostate that can induce an orgasm instantly

My wife was giving me a fairly uninspiring lap dance last night that couldn't get the little general to stand to attention, so she pulled my dylan's trigger and it was all over

dylan's trigger by Goat egg mastercunt February 14, 2014

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Dylan's Law

The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.

"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."

Dylan's Law by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017

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Dylan's Chode

Dylan's chode is a big fat cock which he is never afraid to whip it out in random and awkward occasions, it seeks out all the girls like a homing beacon and smashes it up until it is no longer recognizable.

Dylan's chode smashed that girl up so bad she cant walk

Dylan's Chode by Johnoq111 January 19, 2011

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