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dutchmaster 

A Man (or Woman) who is incredibly skilled in the art of Rollin up dutches. It takes many Dutches rolled to perfection to achieve this rank. One cannot proclaim themselves the "Dutchmaster", it needs to be given to you by your peers and fellow potheads. Consider this the highest honor that can be bestowed upon a pothead.

If you think you are good enough, join my myspace group "the Dutches".
Join my myspace group "The Dutches" and I am an example. My name.....Sir JOey Mc-D......The Dutchmaster
dutchmaster by Joey Da Boots August 16, 2006
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Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.
I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.
Dutch Master by Pheecees June 27, 2021

Dutch Master

A dutch master is primary used to roll gods greatest gift into a beautiful work of art.
Max bought a "Dutch Master" to roll the B-L-U-N-T
Dutch Master by RMP October 23, 2005

A DutchMasters XXL 

An EXTREMELY fat blunt rolled by experienced pot smokers. These will be rolled with no other but a XL Dutchmasters blunt. This blunt cannot be filled with anything less but an 8th of the dankest of all dank piff.
Kevin- "Dude No WAYY!! That is the biggest L i have ever seen!"
Vinny-"L is an understatement, this is A DutchMasters XXL

Dutch Master

A brand of cigar most commonly used when hollowed out and refilled with marijuana to create a blunt.
Bro want to smoke some weed i've got a doobie
Nah man I got a phresh Dutch Master we can smoke a high class blunt.
Dutch Master by Swagzeplin July 10, 2015

DutchMastur

When one farts under covers and covers him/her self under (like a dutch oven) and than proceeds to masturbate. Hence, Dutch from Dutch Oven and Mastur from Masturbate.
I could not fall asleep so I gave myself a dutchmastur to relief myself and fall into a deep sleep.
DutchMastur by B Mack April 1, 2009

chocolate dutch master 

a cigar that's use for smoking marijuana. it has a nice tootsie roll smell and flavor. the outer leaves our brown
i only had reg so i just rolled it in a chocolate dutch master for that nice choco flavor
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