Dutchian
A person from the Nederlands who believes they know everything, including English, better than anyone else (including English speakers).
Dutchian by Howdy Time January 11, 2019
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Non-Flying Dutchman
The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.
It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?
Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.
Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?
Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.
Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?
Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
Non-Flying Dutchman by TheIcemanStrikesAgain January 21, 2011
Related Words
Dutchian • Dutching • dutchland • dutchman's pipe • dutchin' • dutchman's uncle • dutchanese • Dutchia • Dutchican • Dutching Out
The Laughing Dutchman
When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.
Karen: Hey, smell this flower my boyfriend gave me!
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.
The Laughing Dutchman by Pink Eye in Both Eyes July 30, 2013
dutchman handshake
dutchman handshake by mircea.ene July 30, 2010
Dutchman's Fullhouse
Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.
Dutchman's Fullhouse by Oskee Wow Wow March 9, 2009
Dutchland
Def 1: Archaic and true German-Based name of Germany, based on the German name (Deutschland).
Def 2: An incorrect name for the Netherlands.
Def 2: An incorrect name for the Netherlands.
Those who are easily tricked will fail to realize that the term "Dutchland" really refers to Germany, and not the Netherlands.
Dutchland by Flaminghorse August 5, 2017
Lost Dutchman
When a married man loses his wedding ring inside a prostitute's ass. The act is not completed until the man sheepishly retrieves his ring.
When Tom could not explain to his wife where his ring was, he realized that he had to complete the final stage of the Lost Dutchman.
Lost Dutchman by ClarenceCarterIV May 19, 2006
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