Dutch Sex
A situation where you have to split the bill on the dinner, the condoms, the KY jelly, and the smokes afterwards. Usually a bad lay because you can't get the clogs off.
Words you can keep
Dutch Oven Sex
When your pussy is so stanky that you have to keep the covers closed tight to prevent the smell from escaping.
You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎
You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎
Yesterday morning I had Dutch oven sex because my pussy was so stinky I couldn’t let it it out of the covers.
Dutch Oven Sex by Anonymouscougars August 2, 2020
Related Words
Russian Ditch Sex
When you go on a run, and find someone is running, and you spontaneously have sex quickly in a ditch(russian=rushin)
Russian Ditch Sex by BallLicker27 January 7, 2017
Ding Sex Ditch
Guy#1 "hey you ding sex ditch her?"
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand
Ding Sex Ditch by That guy next door November 21, 2016
sex ditch
another term for a vagina yo! usually used if insulting a girl or if someone just likes calling a vagina this.
sex ditch by courteney F November 18, 2006
dutch oven sexy
dutch oven sexy by rarr&rawr December 9, 2008
sexy dutch oven
When the female is giving oral sex and the male traps her between his thighs and absolutely rips ass.
sexy dutch oven by Dutchbaby December 23, 2021
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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