Dutch Sex

A situation where you have to split the bill on the dinner, the condoms, the KY jelly, and the smokes afterwards. Usually a bad lay because you can't get the clogs off.

Man, that chick was horrible, it was Dutch Sex too!

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Dutch Oven Sex

When your pussy is so stanky that you have to keep the covers closed tight to prevent the smell from escaping.

You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎

Yesterday morning I had Dutch oven sex because my pussy was so stinky I couldn’t let it it out of the covers.

by Anonymouscougars August 2, 2020

Russian Ditch Sex

When you go on a run, and find someone is running, and you spontaneously have sex quickly in a ditch(russian=rushin)

The other day I wanted to get 2 different types of exercise so I had Russian Ditch Sex

by BallLicker27 January 7, 2017

Ding Sex Ditch

When a guy or girl texts someone to meet and have sex with then leaves to never talk again.

Guy#1 "hey you ding sex ditch her?"
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand

by That guy next door November 21, 2016

sex ditch

another term for a vagina yo! usually used if insulting a girl or if someone just likes calling a vagina this.

i'm gunna do her right in the sex ditch
or
I don't wanna touch your sex ditch

by courteney F November 18, 2006

dutch oven sexy

Some one that is uber hott , sexy as hell , or plain out damn fine

Tay Tay: Andrea you're dutch oven sexy

Andrea: you are tooo Tay Tay

Tay Tay: I love you SLUTface

by rarr&rawr December 9, 2008

sexy dutch oven

When the female is giving oral sex and the male traps her between his thighs and absolutely rips ass.

I just gifted my girlfriend a sexy Dutch oven last night. She loved it!

by Dutchbaby December 23, 2021