A devious trickster who eventually
will rule the entirety of the free
world. Known for having a large Penis and being skilled in its usage. If he is not plotting on seizing
power at a given moment, he is likely starting a fire or driving a rally car.
Durward just lit my
FUCKING house on fire again.
I saw Durward the other day, he was driving a F1 car and had a posse of bobbies in pursuit.
Last night I met some
guy at a
bar, had a vaginal pulse for hours, after I noticed he stole my purse, such a Durward.