Duryard

Home to some of the worst cuisine known to man (students).

-Fancy a Duryard?
-No thanks, I'd rather eat rusty nails.

by duryarder May 10, 2005

Duryard

A foul concoction that immediately turns all food in to luke-warm horse shit.

Fucking hell nick someone's put duryard all over my din dins.

by barney dow May 8, 2004

Durward

A devious trickster who eventually will rule the entirety of the free world. Known for having a large Penis and being skilled in its usage. If he is not plotting on seizing power at a given moment, he is likely starting a fire or driving a rally car.

Durward just lit my FUCKING house on fire again.
I saw Durward the other day, he was driving a F1 car and had a posse of bobbies in pursuit.
Last night I met some guy at a bar, had a vaginal pulse for hours, after I noticed he stole my purse, such a Durward.

by Witold Pilecki July 21, 2019

Durward

A long strain of shit that spreads disease to ones anus

neil: seen that geezed there! What a durward! BOHHHHH

by biggeezer789 September 10, 2021

Durward

A Very nice grandpa, He is nice and smart. Might be old but nice

OMG! Is that Durward! HURRY GET HIM AUTOGRAGH!

by Durward December 30, 2016

durtard

A retard who states the obvious and such.

Durtard: <statement goes here which states the obvious>
AverageJoe: STFU DURTARD!

by Rensen July 8, 2007

Durtard

A retard, but you get the benefit of not having facebook ban you for 30 days.

You're a freaking durtard.

by Zargothrax May 30, 2024