A devious trickster who eventually will rule the entirety of the free world. Known for having a large
Penis and being skilled in its usage. If he is not plotting on seizing
power at a given moment, he is likely starting a fire or driving a rally
car.
Durward just lit my FUCKING house on fire again.
I saw Durward the other
day, he was driving a F1
car and had a posse of bobbies in pursuit.
Last
night I met some guy at a bar, had a vaginal pulse for hours, after I noticed he stole my purse, such a Durward.