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A foul concoction that immediately turns all food in to luke-warm horse shit.
Fucking hell nick someone's put duryard all over my din dins.
Duryard by barney dow May 8, 2004
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A devious trickster who eventually will rule the entirety of the free world. Known for having a large Penis and being skilled in its usage. If he is not plotting on seizing power at a given moment, he is likely starting a fire or driving a rally car.
Durward just lit my FUCKING house on fire again.
I saw Durward the other day, he was driving a F1 car and had a posse of bobbies in pursuit.
Last night I met some guy at a bar, had a vaginal pulse for hours, after I noticed he stole my purse, such a Durward.
Durward by Witold Pilecki July 21, 2019
A long strain of shit that spreads disease to ones anus
neil: seen that geezed there! What a durward! BOHHHHH
Durward by biggeezer789 September 10, 2021
A Very nice grandpa, He is nice and smart. Might be old but nice
OMG! Is that Durward! HURRY GET HIM AUTOGRAGH!
Durward by Durward December 30, 2016
A retard who states the obvious and such.
Durtard: <statement goes here which states the obvious>
AverageJoe: STFU DURTARD!
durtard by Rensen July 8, 2007
A retard, but you get the benefit of not having facebook ban you for 30 days.
Durtard by Zargothrax May 30, 2024