Dunny Dick 

A condition that exists on the male organ when he engages in sexual intercourse with a woman or a farm animal that is menstruating.

damn, i didnt know she was riding the cotton pony until i looked down and discovered i had Dunny Dick.

Dunny Dick by second shifter July 21, 2009

Dunn Dick

another word for a really small penis, when soft or hard.

"Dude at hockey last night i saw a guy in the shower with a dunn dick"

" My girlfriends friend said her boyfriend has a dunn dick"

Dunn Dick by David Robert Dunn September 28, 2008

Danny Dick 

Similar to Dad Dick but bigger. Aka monster hog. Generally reserved for golf course usage.

I don’t want to Danny Dick a seven iron over the green again

-LaurBun

Danny Dick by JoeyDick69 March 10, 2024

Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000 

When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad

John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”

Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000 by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023

Sock-Dick Danny 

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim

Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?

Sock-Dick Danny by grand unified August 26, 2016

Little Dick Danny 

Slang for a guy that has a small micropenis that’s generally uncut.

His dick literally inverted inside of his body when it was soft. He’s a little dick Danny.

Little Dick Danny by Laughingoutloud23 September 27, 2018

Danny Dickface

Morning quaff consisting of Bailey's Irish Cream, Kalhua and coffee.

I would like a Bailey's, kalhua and coffee please.

Oh, you mean a Danny Dickface, coming right up!

Danny Dickface by Danny Dickface December 24, 2021