Dunnellon 

a small little town in florida, where there is a great river, and nothing to do but get high and drunk. a place where you want to leave as soon as you graduate. on a normal weekend night, you will find all the "cool" kids in the walmart parking lot, or the parking lot right next to the mcdonalds hanging out, trying to find something to do with there night.

bro whats up tonight?
idk, wanna go to walmart til we find something?
i guess so, its the only thing to do in dunnellon

Dunnellon by small town usa March 25, 2011

dunnellon 

one of those towns that you dive through on a road trip, and say to yourself, "what the fuck was that?"

a dingle-berry on a map.....dunnellon...

dunnellon by lived there April 25, 2010

dunnellon 

The worst place in the world. A piece of crap town, filled with rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. Most people drive trucks. You have a choice between 3 resturaunts, 4 fast food places, 3 places to buy your daily nessessities, 2 auto stores, 5 gas stations, 2 bars, and one elemetary, middle, and high school. The high school is located in the middle of a bunch of cow fields. This is your worst nightmare.

person 1: dude, my car broke down, can you come help me?
person 2: where are you?
person 1: I don't know....some shit hole called....dunnellon?
person 2: where the fuck is that?!
person 1: ....I'm fucked, aren't I?
person 2: pretty much...sorry man.
person 1: me too, bro...me too.

dunnellon by rawr_grrrr_143 December 28, 2011

Dunnellon high school 

A school in the middle of a cow field. All the cool kids chill in the blue hall bathrooms and hit dab pens because theirs no other way to get through Dr. M’s class. Your phone? Oh yeah, those don’t work, maybe if you go outside? Still nope? Damn.

Guy 1: Oh shit! Theirs a shooter call 911!
Guy 2: Their isn’t service!
Guy 1: Shitty ass Dunnellon high school

Dunnellon high school by DHS September 19, 2019

Dunnellon Middle School 

All teachers are 80 years old except mrs . E and Mr.K . All the kids are snitches that think they are cool but they aren’t . In every class there is a weird kid that loves anime.

Dunnellon Middle School sucks

Dunnellon Middle School by Dunnellon Middle School November 6, 2019

Duemellon 

a fuckin' knob-wad tool. see also asshat

"What's up with that dude, anyway? Christ almighty."

"Too right. He's a duemellon."

Duemellon by Word2Wise May 30, 2004

sean donnellan 

1) the funniest cookbook writer from bedford massachusetts
2) author of "something tastes funny"
3) the sexiest man alive

dayummm, that sean donnellan is a sex machine.

sean donnellan by og donnellan March 28, 2008