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Dunki

Dunki is just a way to describe how much of an arsehole you think someone is. There are many reasons for being a dunki.

1) Someone who thinks there so so so flippin hilarious, when they really really arent half the time! And use words like 'totes'

2) Someone who is just a total weird arse mother fucker. Who denies being scence and think they're skinhead.

3) Someone who copies everyone else because all the individuality in their soul has rotted away.
1) Dunki: OMG guys! Listen to this it's so totes funnay! *says joke* ahahahaha

(Everyones sitting there in awkwardness not laughing)

Guy1: Dude, shes a dunki
Guy2: IKR!

2) Guy1: Are you scene?

Dunki: No dude, im so totally skinhead. Bare skinhead fashion and ting.

Guy2*thinking to themselves*: They are scence, that is such a dunki thing.

3) Guy1: Im gonna get a hip microdermal

Dunki: OMG dude, i totally want one two! Im getting one soon!

Guy2: I want my nipple pierced!

Dunki: OMG im totes getting that done this friday!

AND THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF DUNKI!
by cooliesbbz April 15, 2011
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dunkie

We always called a condom a Dunkie. From late 70s - 90s. S.Wales
by poobeard October 11, 2003
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dunkies

Slang and/or abbreviated version of the loved coffee and doughnut giant Dunkin Donuts.
noun; nickname for Dunkin Donuts
example:
"Man, I need my caffeine fix for the morning"
"You wanna hit up the Honey Dew?"
"No way man, I'm hittin up Dunkies, it's on the way anyway."
by Don Perry November 23, 2005
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Dunkies

When you drop a deuce and it sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl, then proceeds to float back to the surface.
“How was your shit man?” “Ah I have the Dunkies, probably the McDonalds we had earlier.”
by Moose_Balls7 December 27, 2020
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Dunky

The punishment suffered by pirates if caught masturbating while on watch
"Avast Jim-lad, what be that ye be doin? Floggin' molly on night's watch?! It be either Jack Ketch or a dunky for ye then!"
by drm201 August 22, 2011
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dunky

I am too embarrassed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. Unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can't get the buggers to fit.
by Dunky Oggins December 9, 2003
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Dunkie

I need a dunkie to fuck my girlfriends wet cunt

MY dad took my dunkies off me for shagging the dog
by naughtybrethrin June 29, 2008
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