dumpski

created when presenting fecal matter to and object i.e. toilet, bush, chest, a friends hat, etc.

Dude, i had so much for diner and i gotta take a massive dumpski now! Save it for later man, you can give that bitch a cleavland steamer tonight! :D

by nick swizzle January 29, 2005

G'Dumpski

a bowel movement, feces

"I gotta take a mean G'dumpski"

by CEB2 May 2, 2007

Camryn Dumpski

A little bitch. She always makes me slave around for her. She is a big time thot and honestly i h8 her. she wants me to die.

That "Camryn Dumpski" makes me cry!

by hecccccccccin June 13, 2018

Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit

Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Dumpstick

Noun: A dildo used by gay males for anal play that becomes covered with traces of fecal matter.

Joe: Hey Frank, I want to go to town on your butt with our new dildo!

Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!

by Remodeler64112 November 13, 2017

turtle dumpkin

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.

"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."

by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017

flumpety dumpkin

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017