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Dumple dick

Someone who uses magic to be a dick or performs magic in a dickiesh way. The word comes from the fictional character Albus Dumbledore the wizard from the Harry potter trilogies and also the word dick which has many other meanings. It can also be used for someone who crosses you in a negative magical way like a miracle or something unbelievable got lucky.
The magician at the show was a real Dumple dick. I cannot believe that Dumple dick didn't wreck his car when he cut me off driving.
Dumple dick by Atracey April 2, 2015
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dimple dick 

1. A small but ever so cute penis
2. An insult thrown out to all the men that add a 3 inch handicap to thier penis the second they enter a chatroom...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
3. An inverted penis that resembles a belly button
$. a severly cleft Penis that is so cute ya could just pinch it...LOL
After entering the chatroom and suggesting that he had a 12 inch cawk, rosie informed him in the nicest way possible that his dimple dick couldn't satisfy a fruitflies ass! (do Fruitflies even have an ass?)
dimple dick by Rosie November 15, 2003

dimple dick 

A lumpy penis that caves in at weird angles, also known as jingle junk.
Sex was uncomfortable with Toddy because he had a big old dimple dick.

Dumble Dick 

An odd-shaped dickhead that comes to a point resembling a wizard hat. When you take lots of drugs, your own cock will resemble a dumble dick. Thus, you can dumble dick someone if you have a pointed cock or if you are really fucked up.
I got dumble dicked at dead baby field.
Dumble Dick by Coreycock January 8, 2009

dimple dick 

When ones junt is actually inverted
Did you see Shawn Ebbys dick it is inverted
dimple dick by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Dumble Dick 

The old man in Harry Potter.. a.k.a DumbleDor...
"All right you old Dumble Dick"
Dumble Dick by Miss Bubble Butt February 25, 2009

Dumble Dick 

This person is worse than a Cock thistle. There annoying, but funny.
Braydons a real Dumble Dick, but he has some good dead baby jokes.
Dumble Dick by BigDaddyD21 November 26, 2018
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