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Dumpelshitskin 

Someone that you know just took a giant, fat dump, but didn't wash their hands afterwords. Meant to be a demeaning remark that forces the nasty bastard to sulk back into the bathroom to wash his hands out of embarrassment.
John: *fart* ... *toilet flushes* ... *walks out of bathroom*

Bob: Christ, John! Don't be a fucking Dumpelshitskin. Wash your filthy hands.

John: OK...
Dumpelshitskin by jrsch November 13, 2012
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Dumpelstiltskin 

The kind of shit where you sincerely wish you could guess its name in an attempt to make it vanish from your bowels without too much bodily harm.
Ready the clothes pins, because my Dumpelstiltskin is gonna be larger than Rumpelstiltskin!!
Dumpelstiltskin by UP AND ATOM November 6, 2010

Rumpelshitskin 

If rumpelshitskin is to be black
Rumpelshitskin is my nigger
Rumpelshitskin by UltimateDoge January 5, 2025
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