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dumb bitch disease 

DBD has no definite cause, but the symptoms are obvious: making horrible life decisions, getting drunk and or high fairly often, listening to country music, fucking anything and most of all, doing dumb shit.
omg did you see what jerry did, that was SO dumb, he's got dumb bitch disease.

Dumb bitch 

A bitch that is dumb.
Chandler and Alanna are a couple of dumb bitches.
Dumb bitch by bouncethatass69 November 11, 2019

Dumb bitch juice

A slang term (DBJ) that lets your friend know that they are about to or have done something stupid.
Tony: What are you going do today?

Ashton: I'm going jump off of my roof because I hear red bull gives you wings!

Tony: Oh so you drinking dumb bitch juice.
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Mark: I sold one of my kidneys to pay for the new Red Dead Redemption.

Jonathan: oh so this morning you had a big cup of dumb bitch juice for breakfast
Dumb bitch juice by anonymous November 4, 2018

Dumb Bitch December 

It’s a whole month dedicated to your dumbest friends.
Me: Hey kimi there’s a whole month dedicated to you
Kimi: Really?
Me: Yeah, it’s Dumb Bitch December

Dumb Bitch Syndrome 

A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:

1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.

2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.

3. Uses sex as a form of currency.

4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")

5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.

6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.

7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.

Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."

What'd you mean, man?

She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.

National Dumb Bitch Day 

On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.
fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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