An extreme loser. One who not only looks the part of a loser but acts the part as well. In reference to the Democratic presidential candidate of 1988 with the outrageous eyebrows and some of the worst political strategy ever.

Kid #1: Dude did you see that guy just fall off the roof?

Kid #2: Haha...yeah what a michael dukakis!

michael dukakis by livillgringo April 2, 2009

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Dirty Dukakis

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls eyebrows.

After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty Dukakis.

Dirty Dukakis by ritzcracker June 2, 2006

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Kitty Dukakis

A "Kitty Dukakis" is an "Arnold Palmer Beverage (also referred to by white trash as twisted tea)" with a shot (or two) of good Citron/Lemon Vodka added. Though Kitty would probably have just poured in some hairspray!

This drink was first created at the Moana Surfrider Resort on Waikiki Beach on the Island of Oahu in the US State of Hawaii.

Trying to be funny I ordered a "Kitty Dukakis" from the cocktail waitress, to which she replied "huh".
I gave her the recipe and explained that Kitty would drink this because it looked like an "Arnold Palmer" and you couldn't smell the vodka on her breath. She took it hook, line and sinker!

Two years later I was in Waikiki again, we sit down and I order a "Kitty Dukakis" my friend laughs, the cocktail waitress says "do you want that with citron or regular vodka?" WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I get a Kitty Dukakis? Tell the bartender to use a good Citron Vodka!

Kitty Dukakis by OneLane August 27, 2013

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Shlitty-Dukakis'ed

A synonym for shitfaced. Can be used to describe a crazy night out with the bros.

"Bro I had way too much to drink last night, I was shlitty-dukakis'ed"

Shlitty-Dukakis'ed by james4lenza April 23, 2019

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Dukakis

What you say in agreement or realization of something often in a sarcastic tone

You: "Woah I just realized the Earth is round"
Me: "Ah, dukakis"

Dukakis by TheGreatPerhaps June 15, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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