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What a Duford!
Duford by NickelledBack January 24, 2003
Words you can keep
Not having enough money to pay for something. The opposite of "afford."
I can afford to buy nothing but I can deford everything.
deford by kmal9er May 28, 2016

Deford (town)

A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.
I drove through deford (town) the other day and It smelled like meth and body odor.
Deford (town) by Fisher00 February 6, 2020

DforDaniel 

Is a very Cool YouTuber and everyone likes him
Person 1: "heard about DforDaniel?"
Person 2: "yea isn't he the cool one?"
DforDaniel by DforDaniel January 20, 2021

pulled a dunford

When you painstakingly take time out of your day to try and use your vast professional and academic expertise to educate people about a complex topic but they just don't listen.
Boy, T. Greg Doucette sure pulled a Dunford with that #Threadnought.
pulled a dunford by Orvillius October 2, 2019

Dunford Shuffle 

When a male employee orally pleases his male boss.
Jeff is giving Bruce the Dunford Shuffle.
Dunford Shuffle by hangmancw October 20, 2008
A person with abnormal large calf’s
You’re such a dforde look at them calf’s
Dforde by De ford September 23, 2019
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