kmal9er's definitions

deford

Not having enough money to pay for something. The opposite of "afford."

I can afford to buy nothing but I can deford everything.

by kmal9er May 28, 2016

numb tongue

When you burn your tongue on something too hot like coffee or pizza and cannot feel it for a day or two.

Guy 1: Hey you want to go grab a slice at Mario's?
Guy 2: Nah bruh, I still got numb tongue from last time.

by kmal9er April 2, 2016

ketchup juice

The juice that initially leaks out of the ketchup bottle when you squeeze it before the actual ketchup.

Oh man, check out the nasty ketchup juice comin' out of this new bottle.

by kmal9er May 28, 2016

Respectfully jealous

Showing envy of someone but in a respectful, positive way. Coveting with deference and respect.

Did you see Sasha's new wheels??

Beamer? Yeah, she's earnin' crazy money at her new job. Got a promotion and everything.
Good for her. I am respectfully jealous!!

Wow, Craig lost a ton of weight!
Yeah man...he's gone to the gym every day since last summer.

Look at those guns. I am respectfully jealous.

by kmal9er March 28, 2020