Dudcom

Literally a pedophile. Comrade of diddy.

"Did you see that one youtuber got arrested for touching kids?"
"Yes, he was a dudcom."

Dudcom by Cynphony April 10, 2025

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Dudometer

a measure of the dudeness of another

man this guys dudometer is off the charts! he is like the dudiest of dudes

Dudometer by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

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ducommun

Ducommun was a name created when a group French people fleeing from their problems moved to Switzerland. In order to protect themselves they dropped their surname and called themselves DuCommun (Of the Common). Today people with the surname Ducommun probably have a completely different surname, but they'll never know it...

Did you see Kenny Ducommun yesterday?

No. Why?

He still has my tool box. I NEED MY TOOL BOX!!!

ducommun by RavusRaven May 14, 2018

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duncom

A condom...something you use to cover your bone. Patented by famous hip-hop artist Devin the Dude in his song "Show 'em," which is about love. It's a play on words and explains clearly what it's used for. Like catching your semen when you "done cum," a Southern expression.

Somewhere in Houston:
Devin's homeboy: We 'bout to lay into deez ho's.
Devin: Got tha duncoms?
Devin's homeboy: Fa sho...gotsta keep ya shit clean.
Devin: Straight...word, <etc...and other rap lingo>

Somewhere in Alabama:
Girl: Oh, oh...Why'd you stop?
Dude: I done cum baby...now I wanna watch me some football.
Girl: Roll tide!

duncom by lobo_the_hobo January 11, 2009