duck cheese
duck cheese by David Faircloth July 1, 2005
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Duck cheese
Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora
After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.
Duck cheese by The Yan Man December 2, 2021
Duck Cheese Brush
Hey Honey,
Been a hard day at work, would you be so kind to clean the Duck Cheese off my Dick. That honey you are the best a being a Duck Cheese Brush.
Thanks Muffin
Been a hard day at work, would you be so kind to clean the Duck Cheese off my Dick. That honey you are the best a being a Duck Cheese Brush.
Thanks Muffin
Duck Cheese Brush by CAAB2010 August 28, 2009
True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger
True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger
/Tr-u/ /Nig-gur/ /Duh-ck/ /Chuh-eez-ber-ger/
adjective
1. A True Nigger Duck Cheeseburgerburger Patty is mixed with Carolina Gold Seede Rice from Madagascar and Prime Striploin from a Milking Devon Cow turned into a Mallard Duck Butter Prime Duckburger Patty then Cooked or Grilled with a Slice of American Cheshire
Cheese on top of the True Nigger Duck Burger and then put the Duck Cheeseburger inside 2 Homemade Maple Syrup Cornbread Burger Buns and then Drizzle some Sugar Cane Molasses onto the Duck Cheeseburger and place 2 Strips of
Ossabaw or American Yorkshire Maple Bacon and then smear Hazel Nut Butter on the inside of the top Homemade Maple Syrup Cornbread Burger Bun and then mix some Taco Bell Fire Sauce and Frank's Red Hot Sauce onto the True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger
and then Wrap the Duck Cheeseburger Up in Sugar Cane Leaves and serve the True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger with Real Southern Cotton for your Loved Ones to Wipe their Hands off with Real Southern Cotton Afterwards.
/Tr-u/ /Nig-gur/ /Duh-ck/ /Chuh-eez-ber-ger/
adjective
1. A True Nigger Duck Cheeseburgerburger Patty is mixed with Carolina Gold Seede Rice from Madagascar and Prime Striploin from a Milking Devon Cow turned into a Mallard Duck Butter Prime Duckburger Patty then Cooked or Grilled with a Slice of American Cheshire
Cheese on top of the True Nigger Duck Burger and then put the Duck Cheeseburger inside 2 Homemade Maple Syrup Cornbread Burger Buns and then Drizzle some Sugar Cane Molasses onto the Duck Cheeseburger and place 2 Strips of
Ossabaw or American Yorkshire Maple Bacon and then smear Hazel Nut Butter on the inside of the top Homemade Maple Syrup Cornbread Burger Bun and then mix some Taco Bell Fire Sauce and Frank's Red Hot Sauce onto the True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger
and then Wrap the Duck Cheeseburger Up in Sugar Cane Leaves and serve the True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger with Real Southern Cotton for your Loved Ones to Wipe their Hands off with Real Southern Cotton Afterwards.
True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger
noun and adjective
Make sure to enjoy your True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger with a Fresh and Ice Cold Brodingnagian Duck Water Bottle at your Local Scotia Burgers near you.
noun and adjective
Make sure to enjoy your True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger with a Fresh and Ice Cold Brodingnagian Duck Water Bottle at your Local Scotia Burgers near you.
True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger by Nobody 🖤 January 1, 2025
dickcheeseaholic
I need to stop with all this dickcheese because I think I am a dickcheeseaholic.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.
dickcheeseaholic by beauner November 29, 2004
Dickcheese
Dickcheese by Colonel666 January 26, 2017
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