duck cheese 

The white stinkie slime found on the head of your dick at the end of the day.

I found some duck cheese on my dick last night dear.

duck cheese by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

Duck cheese 

Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora

After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.

Duck cheese by The Yan Man December 2, 2021

Duck Cheese Brush 

A woman who loves to clean Duck Cheese

Hey Honey,

Been a hard day at work, would you be so kind to clean the Duck Cheese off my Dick. That honey you are the best a being a Duck Cheese Brush.

Thanks Muffin

Duck Cheese Brush by CAAB2010 August 28, 2009

True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger

True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger

/Tr-u/ /Nig-gur/ /Duh-ck/ /Chuh-eez-ber-ger/
adjective

1. A True Nigger Duck Cheeseburgerburger Patty is mixed with Carolina Gold Seede Rice from Madagascar and Prime Striploin from a Milking Devon Cow turned into a Mallard Duck Butter Prime Duckburger Patty then Cooked or Grilled with a Slice of American Cheshire

Cheese on top of the True Nigger Duck Burger and then put the Duck Cheeseburger inside 2 Homemade Maple Syrup Cornbread Burger Buns and then Drizzle some Sugar Cane Molasses onto the Duck Cheeseburger and place 2 Strips of

Ossabaw or American Yorkshire Maple Bacon and then smear Hazel Nut Butter on the inside of the top Homemade Maple Syrup Cornbread Burger Bun and then mix some Taco Bell Fire Sauce and Frank's Red Hot Sauce onto the True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger

and then Wrap the Duck Cheeseburger Up in Sugar Cane Leaves and serve the True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger with Real Southern Cotton for your Loved Ones to Wipe their Hands off with Real Southern Cotton Afterwards.

True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger

noun and adjective

Make sure to enjoy your True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger with a Fresh and Ice Cold Brodingnagian Duck Water Bottle at your Local Scotia Burgers near you.

True Nigger Duck Cheeseburger by Nobody 🖤 January 1, 2025

dickcheeseaholic 

one who can not get enough of dickcheese. usually polish in descent and named pablo.

I need to stop with all this dickcheese because I think I am a dickcheeseaholic.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.

dickcheeseaholic by beauner November 29, 2004

dickcheese 

Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis

"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"

dickcheese by - August 4, 2002

Dickcheese 

Someone who always uses URBAN DICTIONARY instead of thinking for theirselves.

Bridget Youman always hacks accounts because she is a dickcheese.

Dickcheese by Colonel666 January 26, 2017