dublin bus 

Bus service in the dublin area of ireland. known to be extremely shit and notorious for not sticking to the timetable. if the bus driver isnt a wanker, youre not on Dublin Bus.

John: "where the fucks the dublin bus?"

Bob: "oh, im gonna twat that driver"

dublin bus by legend20 November 20, 2006

Slinky Dublin bus 

The slinky Dublin bus was a mode of transport used by Dublin Bus during the emergency (1939-1945), in response to the huge strain put on public transport systems due to the increase in the price of fuel caused by the second world war which meant people could no longer afford personal transport.

The slinky Dublin bus ceased operations shortly after the second world war due to being made redundant by the invention of the double decker bus.
Their continued existance in Irish society is a myth fabricated by many of the upper class within Irish society who wish to scare their childeren away from ever using a disguting public transport system used by common people.
The parents have gone to extraordinary lengths to ensure the success of their plan by implanting false memories of slinky Dublin buses in the minds of their children like in that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio.
This leads to their children being fully convinced of the continued existence of the slinky Dublin bus even when provided with overwhelming evidence to the contrary

The slinky Dublin Bus isn't a thing

Slinky Dublin bus by DublinBus1916 July 14, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016