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Durian Smoothie 

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
Durian Smoothie by mallary1117 February 22, 2021
The "V" shaped skin on the underneath side of a circumcised penis that resembles the curtains of a window.
What is that stuff dribbling down my durtain?

durptard 

Comes from word durp meaning "duh" or "stupid" and retard(abbreviated as tard) to express how stupid someone is.
"You durptard, the answer was obvious."
"Why did you do that you durptard?"
"Stop being a durptard."
durptard by BLynn April 19, 2007
Dorita is a funny lass, kind and proper peng.

Everyone needs a Dorita in their life
Dorita by Dingalong August 28, 2019
A thinly veiled metaphor, masquerading as a fruit. It's slimy, it smells funny, it grosses you out the first time, but then you swear it's the greatest thing ever... you see where this is going, right?
A: So, you having some durian tonight?
B: Eww!
C: Leave the kid alone, he's not into durian yet.
durian by CalamariSplat December 28, 2005