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A creation of a boy named Ryan from the suburban town of East Brunswick, Dynch can refer to:

1. Somebody who is generally disliked, or just an ass, tool, dick, or dipshit.
2. A fat clown's asshole.
3. A lesbian.
Dave: Dude, have you talked to Steve lately?
Ryan: Yeah, hes acting like a total dynch.
dynch by shadowpsyche May 22, 2008
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short for desynchronize/desynchronization
• (v.) to remove the synchronization of 2 or more characters' (esp. in a puzzle game) movements, expressions, interconnection, etc.
• (n.) the act/way of desyncing
These 2 characters need to be desynced ASAP. It's annoying!
Desync by Antisarcasm May 9, 2022

desynchronosis 

"I've got desynchronosis and no balm, salve or elixir will cure it"
desynchronosis by blatherskyte November 7, 2013
A buzzword filled-meeting (sync) of consultant bros over alcohol. Where business meets pleasure.
Architect: It's 6PM on Friday - do we have to meet?

Solution Owner: Yes, but let's grab a drync at the hotel bar so we can get slizzard at the same time.
drync by TANKito July 9, 2021
The word dynco means uncool and they feel that they need to play video games 24/7.
'James is so dynco, he needs to go outside!' Said his friends.
dynco by Dynco Always January 15, 2022
The act of reversing the "sync" of a cd to ones itunes library after unconciously adding. Typically accompanied with a: "How the hell did that get in there?!?"
"I put my iTunes on party shuffle and in between Dragonforce and The cars, Paramore and Evanescence made an appearance , so I had to Desync them."

"Lamesauce dude."
Desync by Darcy Chumang October 17, 2008