Skip to main content
A creation of a boy named Ryan from the suburban town of East Brunswick, Dynch can refer to:

1. Somebody who is generally disliked, or just an ass, tool, dick, or dipshit.
2. A fat clown's asshole.
3. A lesbian.
Dave: Dude, have you talked to Steve lately?
Ryan: Yeah, hes acting like a total dynch.
dynch by shadowpsyche May 22, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
If something is good, but you want to holla at this fact.
Dench-o.

To Dencho;
I dencho, you dencho, he/she/it denchos, we all dencho
Izzy: Wow guys, look at this composition i've just written.
Eugenio: Dencho

Person 1: Woah, look at that hot chick!
Person 2: She's amazeballs, dencho.
Dencho by MrsMozart February 20, 2013
Related Words
dynch • dunch • Dench • dinch • donch • danch • dunching • dancho • denched • donche
Dunchi is another way of calling somebody stupid, dumb, dumbo etc.
Jessica: isn't a strawberry a vegetable?
Bob: No, you frikkin dunchi
Dunchi by 1b2e3n4s December 5, 2019
to get totally wasted and smash your vehicle into a ditch, tree, or telephone pole
Person 1: Hey come pick me up I dychlik it
Person 2: On my way, you better get out of there, you're hammered
Person 1: I did I dychlik it
Dychlik by muffstuffer September 24, 2011

dunchacha 

some shit joseline hernandez says which don’t mean shit cause she jus makin up words
“dunchacha dunchacha”
dunchacha by dnttripAddy October 12, 2023

Judi-Denching 

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.
Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.
Judi-Denching by Prudence19 December 30, 2020

sean dyche 

the ultimate gaffer, and pioneer of brexit football
sean dyche by venkvenk May 27, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Load more