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A complete douchebag who has absolutely no personality. He is just a empty shell of his former self. Instead he absorbs jokes and other comedic devices that his friends made up, and spouts them out. He never has any jokes of his own.
Person 1 in high school: You are a slutty piece of cheese.
Dslaw in high school: Lol

Dslaw now in college: You are such a slutty piece of cheese.
Person 1 now in college: Wow dude, that's from high school you idiot...
Dslaw by TheDudesmith April 17, 2011
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Detroit on the Delaware 

Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.
Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.

Delaware Powder Mill 

Pour gun powder into your partner's ass. Repeatedly fist their ass til the powder is packed tight and deep like a good ol' colonial cannon. Stick a wick in your penis shaft. Light the wick. Plunge your cock into your partner's ass. CUMBOOM!!!
I used a Delaware Powder Mill to get some other guy's condom out of my wife's ass.
I was looking for Big Lips and Facials on Pornhub my search got easier after I used DSLAF.
dslaf by Ednut December 4, 2018

delaware sprinkler 

The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and then expectorating it onto his partners facial region.
My gf can't get enough delaware sprinklers

Delaware Donut 

A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.
Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!
Delaware Donut by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

slower lower delaware 

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.
Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.
slower lower delaware by wkugs August 28, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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