Dslaw

A complete douchebag who has absolutely no personality. He is just a empty shell of his former self. Instead he absorbs jokes and other comedic devices that his friends made up, and spouts them out. He never has any jokes of his own.

Person 1 in high school: You are a slutty piece of cheese.
Dslaw in high school: Lol

Dslaw now in college: You are such a slutty piece of cheese.
Person 1 now in college: Wow dude, that's from high school you idiot...

by TheDudesmith April 17, 2011

Detroit on the Delaware

Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.

Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.

by Philanewbie November 5, 2009

Delaware Powder Mill

Pour gun powder into your partner's ass. Repeatedly fist their ass til the powder is packed tight and deep like a good ol' colonial cannon. Stick a wick in your penis shaft. Light the wick. Plunge your cock into your partner's ass. CUMBOOM!!!

I used a Delaware Powder Mill to get some other guy's condom out of my wife's ass.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 25, 2009

dslaf

Dick Sucking Lips and Facial

I was looking for Big Lips and Facials on Pornhub my search got easier after I used DSLAF.

by Ednut December 4, 2018

delaware sprinkler

The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and then expectorating it onto his partners facial region.

My gf can't get enough delaware sprinklers

by angryleprechaun April 18, 2015

Delaware Donut

A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.

Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

slower lower delaware

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.

Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.

by wkugs August 28, 2005