dry humper

a co-worker or colleague who is always jumping all over a new idea or task, but never gets it done, resulting in extreme work-place frustration in response to lack of follow-through.

i was willing to take on that new project, but the dry humper was practically pissing down his leg volunteering to do it first. we all know cory's all hump and no satisfaction.

by fivenightrental March 4, 2009

dry humped the bunny

Participating in an activity that is extremely boring, provides no pleasure or is a major time waster. Could be at work, a party, etc. An event that attracts douche bags.

Mike: "What did you do last night?"

Marc: "Dude, I went to this lame party. They ran out of beer and hot chicks. I totally dry humped the bunny last night."

by Rock Falcon September 2, 2009

dry humped

When you fully warm up for a baseball game but coach doesn't put you in.

Coach totally just dry humped me!

by Aiden18 April 15, 2017

Dryhumper

A dryhumper most likely named daniel morales, will lock himself in his room, dryhumping the fuck out of pillows, carpets, towels, dogs, clam chowders and tetes.

Be very careful with this kind of people because they will dryhump anything that moves.

Girl.. Yo man, are you a dryhumper??

Guy.. Hell no! My name is edward not daniel to be one.

Girl.. Oh yeah sorry

by Garik February 11, 2014

Dryhummer

Dryhummer is an act of oral sex between two sex partners, hetero or homo, where the penis is inserted into a mouth unproperly lubricated or a lack of sufficient saliva, leaving the penis raw, chaffed, and sometimes bleeding.

Dang that was one dryhummer. It nearly rubbed the skin off my wanker!

by jimmy gay boy June 15, 2006