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Dryhumper

A dryhumper most likely named daniel morales, will lock himself in his room, dryhumping the fuck out of pillows, carpets, towels, dogs, clam chowders and tetes.

Be very careful with this kind of people because they will dryhump anything that moves.
Girl.. Yo man, are you a dryhumper??

Guy.. Hell no! My name is edward not daniel to be one.

Girl.. Oh yeah sorry
by Garik February 11, 2014
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dryhumpton

Dryhumpton commonly known as a dryhump is an act of two people humping each other while dressed with no actual naked genital to genital contact or penetration. This practique is usually but not necessarily used as foreplay.
As pleasant as it may be, if performed for too long whithou ejeculation it can result in blueballs.
A: Man i had this chick i met on Okcupid over last night.
B: Cool, did you get laid?
A: Nah, dude we did a dryhumpton though.
B: And how was it?
A: I thought was gonna cum buckets but i couldn’t, so she gave me a head after.
B: Good for you because she could’ve just left you blueballing.
A: Ugh, don’t even talk about it.
by Omar_420_terrorist March 30, 2014
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Dryhumphantly

A successfully date that ALMOST led to sex
My date with that Mormon girl went Dryhumphantly
by Doteman January 24, 2013
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dryhump

To rub genital whith clothes on. Usually done by preteens who think thier bad
Ryan dryhumped his girlfriend
by Michael A Goodrich November 30, 2006
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dryhump the CPA offer

Testing if an offer converts without setting up detailed keyword-level tracking
CPA Network Affiliate Manager: "Would you like me to place a tracking pixel for the offer?"

Publisher/Affiliate: "No that's ok, we'll just dryhump the CPA offer to see if it is at least breaking even"
by JosJ March 12, 2010
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Drumper

An individual that injoys getting intimate with their clothes on with another individual.
A Drumper is also known as "dry humper".
by Sadsabresfan May 12, 2022
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Drumper

A female garment that is part dress and part jumper however does not fully own either one look outright.
Often found on older women who are trying to cling to youth, people who just can't make a decision about what to wear.
This stunning look can also be complimented with a big belt to clearly define uper and lower drumper sections thought not recommended if the drumper is being used as a cover for unsightly body features.
My, what a lovley drumper you have on today...
Does that drumper come in plastic or pvc?
What is with that fucking drumper?
by cockstar June 20, 2011
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