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fabreze dry cleaner 

When you are too poor to go to laundromat and have to just Fabreze your clothes to make them smell clean.
I am out of quarters again and my shirts are all dirty,but oh well, I will just take them to the Fabreze dry cleaner.

taken to the dry cleaners 

(verb to be): to be either a ) financially extorted b) emotionally abused c) generally taken advantage of d) any combination thereof
why are you in such a relationship where you have been taken to the dry cleaners multiple times?

The DryCleaner 

Using your index finger to pull the condom out after sex.

The technique similar to holding your drycleaning and have several shirt hangers on your index fingers.
Dont know what happened last night but I had to use "The Drycleaner" to get the condom out!!!
The DryCleaner by KA551 November 15, 2007

Keowa Drycleaner 

A sexual act were a man sticks both of their hands into the anal cavity of the desired person(s). Then is slowly expanded throughout time. The man proceeds to dehydrate themselves for three consecutive days while holding thus position. After the man’s tongue is completely dried they start dry cleaning the inside of the person(s) anal cavity till all feces is swallowed
I gave owen a keowa drycleaner
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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