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Drunken Sailor 

A pirate shanty for basic people
"If drunken sailor is your favorite shanty you're boring, for a pirate"
Drunken Sailor by lesbian pirates September 22, 2020

drunken sailor 

A drinking game where you throw vodka in someones eyes, and kick them in the leg so they are wobbling around looking like a drunken sailor.

Sometimes you will have to sing 'drunken sailor' after this, but most people don't know the words to this so it is rarely done.
"Yeah we made Bob do the drunken sailor"
drunken sailor by maddyyy.x December 22, 2008

Drunken Sailor 

When You are fucking a girl, while she is bent over and you are standing up. You try and hit her head aginst different objects. You get points for hitting her head against different things. Doors, walls headboards.
The more things you hit the more points you get.
Hey man i got 15 points last night, with the drunken sailor. she hit 3 different walls and the door.
Drunken Sailor by Ben+Ronnie January 2, 2008

spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave 

To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages
I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!

What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor? 

we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026