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drunk uncle 

The one who chose the bottle's curves over a woman's curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.
The family portrait never included drunk Uncle Fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.
drunk uncle by john2 December 14, 2007

drunk uncle 

a person, not necessarily a family member of any kind, who, when things around them are generally well will be ecstatic about any and everything, but similarly will turn dour/morose/angry/violent the moment things go slightly awry.
Dude1: Barry, is such a fucking drunk uncle. I can't stand it when he flips out like that over nothing.
Dude2: Uh... Barry isn't your uncle, and I'm pretty sure he hasn't been drunk the last two times we saw him.
Dude1: ...You're an idiot...
drunk uncle by T-Dubbs7488 November 29, 2007

Drunk Uncle 

The strange pedo that ate all your jellybeans and passed out on the couch at thanksgiving.
Uncle drunk-nut likes beer. Damn that drunk uncle.

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker 

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

Drunk Indian Uncle 

Typical NRI Vikram, Vikranth, or Vikrajatharana
Who has consumed to much red label and is now doing the worm on the dance floor to Tunak tunak tun and is trying out pick up lines on an aunties daughter(non related) based on a factual account
I see a Drunk Indian Uncle over on the dance floor
Looks Hot
0h no he's coming over

Uncle Roger Drunk 

(techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.
e.g. John was so Uncle Roger Drunk last night he though my sofa was urinal.
Uncle Roger Drunk by Roland_07 August 26, 2007
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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