Drunk Monkey
The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.
Drunk Monkey by G November 26, 2003
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Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey
To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."
Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey by Don Heflin March 22, 2022
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drink monkey
A person who drinks excessively and is often viewed as having a drinking problem. Such a person is highly sought after for parties and the like in order to better create a raucous time. Despite the amount of alcohol consumed he or she will maintain a good-natured and fun-loving attitude. Due to this ability the drink monkey is essentially a master entertainer but can also feel rather used for it. Party invitations can become burdensome to the drink monkey.
A drink monkey sometimes loses sight of maintaining bodily functions such as sleeping and eating. He or she might even schedule back-to-back trips allowing for no recovery time. It is common for drink monkeys to never see the light of day for days at a time and/or to regularly have an alarm set past 6 PM. Drink monkeys often struggle to adhere to normal standards of responsibility. He or she commonly faces the question, "Why are you drinking so much?". A drink monkey has a knack for avoiding and minimizing stress of any kind.
Drink monkeys are well loved for their ability to create a good time, a positive environment, and most importantly, to drink anyone under the table.
A drink monkey sometimes loses sight of maintaining bodily functions such as sleeping and eating. He or she might even schedule back-to-back trips allowing for no recovery time. It is common for drink monkeys to never see the light of day for days at a time and/or to regularly have an alarm set past 6 PM. Drink monkeys often struggle to adhere to normal standards of responsibility. He or she commonly faces the question, "Why are you drinking so much?". A drink monkey has a knack for avoiding and minimizing stress of any kind.
Drink monkeys are well loved for their ability to create a good time, a positive environment, and most importantly, to drink anyone under the table.
Who plans a trip to Ocean City immediately before a trip to Vegas? That guy is such a drink monkey.
A common drink monkey phrase: "I'll do one."
A common drink monkey phrase: "I'll do one."
drink monkey by bumptious boo September 17, 2011
drunk money
The massive wad of singles, fives, and other denominations of currency crumbled together in the pocket after a night of drinking. Most commonly pulled out at morning coffee run.
I went to pay for the coffee and pulled out a huge wad of drunk money. The girl at the counter was laughing...
drunk money by dgdesign February 25, 2011
Drunky Monkey
The act of "ruining" someone else's drink by slam dunking an entire banana into it. Sometimes the results are positive, other times it is tragic.
I gave Jimmy the Drunky Monkey. It ruined his beer.
OR
I tried to wreck Jimmy's drink by giving him the Drunky Monkey. He liked it better after I did.
OR
I tried to wreck Jimmy's drink by giving him the Drunky Monkey. He liked it better after I did.
Drunky Monkey by Captain Icehole August 11, 2014
Drunk Money
1. Wasting your money on things that makes you drunk. Noun
2.Putting money in any type of alcohol. Verb
2.Putting money in any type of alcohol. Verb
1. Peep1: Hello drunk Drunk Money
Drunk Money: Who's Drunk Money here?
2. Peep2: Lemme hide my in this alcohol
Drunk Money: Who's Drunk Money here?
2. Peep2: Lemme hide my in this alcohol
Drunk Money by NonameANDNOPICTURESPLEASE May 21, 2020
dunk monkey
Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.
dunk monkey by pandaslapp December 19, 2016
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