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Drunk Like 

The un-wise act of one-click liking various things on the internet while intoxicated.

This usually occurs after a long night of partying when everyone else is passed out and you are the only one still awake. You inevitably end up on Facebook and Pandora, or other sites that allow you to show your approval of something with just one click. This is often followed by drunk like regret in the morning when you realize you screwed up your Pandora stations by giving thumbs up to every song, or you joined a bunch of Facebook groups you have always been too embarrassed to join otherwise.
After a heavy night of drunk liking, his Pandora now only plays Nickleback.

That Guy: "Man I had some major drunk like regret when I woke to find that I joined the Facebook group for Crocs."
Drunk Like by imanate August 19, 2010
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drunk like a chola 

when you start acting gangsterific while you are intoxicated
Dang Cassie be acting drunk like a chola! she kept trying to call her sexy cholo!

Drunk Like Don

To get completely wasted on alcoholic beverages. Preferably while in a canoe.
This float trip is so great.

Yeah, but I'm so jealous. I want to be drunk like Don!
Drunk Like Don by TaintMagic July 22, 2011

hit that like a drunk driver 

how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick
damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey 

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

drank like a whale 

This describes the behavior of an open alcoholic, consuming vast quantities of booze.
Duke drank like a whale, after retiring from the military!

drink like a fish 

He was unaware of the danger that could come to him if he were to drink like a fish and as a result he almost succumbed to alcohol poisoning.
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