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Druids Cider 

A cheap cider found in Ireland that is bought if one is short on cash or is underage and can't get anything else. It is the cider to ciders that Dutch Gold is to Beer. It's only redeeming feature is that it gets one drunk fast as ciders go. Commonly associated with knackers and/or chavs in Ireland.
"Oi lad are you coming down to the off license to get some auld lad to buy us some druids cider and dutch?"
"Ah yeah sure get pissed while me ma's out like"
Druids Cider by anagramish November 1, 2012

Food Court Druids 

Teenage Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Magic the Gatherer
A special breed of Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Yu-Gi-Oh! Lord of the Rings, and other games associated with orcs, dragons, and plate-mail armor wearing alligators.

Dance of the Druids 

Dance of the Druids is one of the greatest musical compilations of this century. This cd has single handedly been responsible for the economic and social turnaround in the city of Cleveland.
Hey Brett pop in Dance of the Druids and play track 2! That is some hot shit right there!
Dance of the Druids by Jon68 January 17, 2007

Oath Of Druids 

Magic The Gathering card game.

Oath Of druids is a green enchantment from the set Exodus that costs 1G and reads: At the beginning of each players upkeep, if that players controls fewer creatures than an opponent, the player may reveal cards from the top of his or her library until he or she reveals a creature card. The player puts that creature into play and all other cards revealed this way into his or her graveyard.
At the beginning of Beans upkeep he used Oath Of Druids ability to to put a creature card from his library into play. He revealed Akroma, Angel Of Wrath(a 6/6 white creature with flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black and red) and proceeded to his attack phase. Bean attacked for a mere 6 damage, his opponent took 6 damage like it was nothing. In response to the damage String Bean casted two instant spells called Berserk. (Berserk is a G instant that doubles the creatures power( its done twice with two. 6/6- 12/6- 24/6)) Bringing his opponent to -4 which then resulted in Beans victory.
Oath Of Druids by The Jeff December 25, 2007

druigsaep 

Holy crap I can’t believe no one’s posted for them. SO TALENTED. Like so underrated and they edit the best people. They never miss. Honestly their strange and tony edits always make my day. They give me motivation honestly. The BEST
Babe get up @druigsaep just posted some hot edits
druigsaep by -heheeee April 10, 2022
A bruise you get when you are drunk, but do not notice until the next morning or days later.
I woke up this morning with a druise on my arm.
Druise by MrkM April 5, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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