Drops the Soap

This is in case you drop the soap

1. DON'T PICK UP THE SOAP
2. IF YOU DO MAKE SURE YOUR NOT IN JAIL (Or surronded by black guys)
3. If you meet those requirements then you will wake up with a pain in your ass...

This is what it means for dipshits....

1. YOU GET RAPED IN THE ASS WHEN YOU BEND OVER TO PICK IT UP!!!

1.Carl Drops the Soap in jail

"Carl Don't pick up the soap"

"Why?"

"Don't you know?"

"Who cares...." (bends over to pick up soap)

"CARL NOOOOOOOOOOO"

Black men race to carl with the intention to sodomise him (rape him in the ass)

Drops the Soap by Julian Byrns December 24, 2007

Don't drop the soap! 

1. A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with there buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.

"Don't drop the soap!" I yelled as the burglar was taken away by the police from my home. His eyes began to tear up as he anticipated that hot, steamy shower.

Don't drop the soap! by Michael J. M. April 21, 2004

Drop the soap 

When you drop the soap in prison and a mans rapes you.

*drop the soap* oh no * picks it up* uhhhh ah get that out of me uhhh.

Drop the soap by Shit all the names taken November 13, 2019

Drop the soap 

To "Drop the soap" is to accidently, or absent mindedly, put yourself in a vulnerable position. Derived from the idea that in a prison shower, if you were to drop the soap, and bend over to pick it up, you would expose your anus to rape.

"We're surrounded, don't make any sudden moves, and for christ's sake don't drop the soap!"

Drop the soap by Ethan M. April 20, 2007

don't drop the soap 

Good advice when going to jail. Drop the soap in the shower, bend over to pick it up, take it in the ass from a well endowed man named Conswalo.

I told John don't drop the soap in jail, but he did anyways. Whoops.

don't drop the soap by Big_Disraeli September 17, 2008

drop the soap 

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

drop the soap by matt November 1, 2003

drop the soap 

An utterly hilarious Bob Rivers song parody of "Rock the Boat" (1973) by The Hues Corporation.

And no, it's all an urban legend. It's perfectly safe to drop the soap in the prison showers. It's just not safe to pick up the soap after... the jail showers are disgusting and you really don't want to know what's down there.

Ever since this prison term began
My tush has lived in fear of some big hairy man
And I'm nervous hanging out with these thugs and thieves
They're looking for a quiet place to corner me

I hope that I get out on probation
Before someone in that washroom gives me love deviation

So I'd like to know if
You get the notion
If I touch my toes will
You get the lotion
And I'd like to know when
You make a motion
And I'd like the guard to
Hear the commotion

Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
Not safe to bend over
Drop the soap
Don't tap my butt, bubba
Drop the soap...

drop the soap by bitchuck October 22, 2023