"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".
"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).
Somebody (often immature, a suck-up to a higher power,a square, or a hyprcrite) who 'tells-on' or 'squeals' on other people for doing something considered 'not right' or 'forbidden'.
'Dibber Dobber' is not an endearing term, and these people are often disliked by others.
Thomas: "Are you guys supposed to be on facebook at work?"
Catherine: "Well, not really but we're only having a quick look"
Thomas: "Well, i'm telling the boss..."
Catherine: "Dibber Dobber!"
The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!