Drizzle, drizzle

A satirical response to the "sprinkle sprinkle" movement which tells women to use men for their financial resources. So drizzle drizzle in effect shows women how they sound with their asinine and unrealistic expectations.

Woman: "I expect a man to pay my rent, my car note, my babysitter and get my hair done! Sprinkle, sprinkle"
Man: "If you're broke, just say that! Drizzle, drizzle!

by merrakesh May 2, 2024

Pancake Dick Drizzle

When someone takes a piss or busts a nut all over a plate of food in front of you. This resembles syrup drizzling onto pancakes.

Her food looked so much better before she did a Pancake Dick Drizzle all over it.

by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

bum drizzle

Bum Drizzle: A leakage from the rectum of a small amount of diarrhea, often during the process of farting.

"I was walking to the shops but had to run home once i felt some bum drizzle"

by Piggidy November 25, 2007

Jizzle Drizzle

When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.

God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.

or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle

by Fred asdfasdgfasfas October 25, 2017

Making it Drizzle

Making it Rain for poor people. When you "make it drizzle," the person in question will take their food stamps and throw them in the air over 2 or more people.

Guy 1: "You see that lady with the 5 kids?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I'd hit that like a freight train!"
Guy 1: "Nah, you gotta be Making it Drizzle to get that booty. She straight-up WIC Superfly."

by Donkey Punching Queen December 30, 2013

drizzle nozzle

The semen that drips out of one's tip after it becomes flaccid again after sex or masturbation.

"Aw shit son, I got drizzle nozzle, ruinin' my pants."

by Jackrabbit Or Duck June 3, 2009

PNW Drizzle

1) The drizzle that is characteristic of the Pacific Northwest region, which consists of Washington, Oregon, and Idaho."

2) A major cause of depression.

3) Awful weather.

1) "Why is it drizzling so much?"
"Because we're in WA...This is what people call 'PNW Drizzle'."

2) "She killed herself last night."
"What?!! Why??"
"She was very depressed...I think it had something to do with all this PNW Drizzle."

3) "It's drizzling again..."
"I know...It sucks...A LOT."

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009