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drizzle-dick 

An unenthusiastic ejaculation, when the ejac comes out like a leaky faucet or a runny nose.
"The twentieth time I wacked my weenole it didn't squirt across the foyer.....I just had that drizzle-dick."
drizzle-dick by Jethro X December 12, 2005
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Drizzle Dick

In meterological terms, the type of precipitation that is before an actual drizzle where it is still misty and annoying but not enough to justify being equiped with an umbrella.
Paul and I were walking in the park during drizzle dick so we didnt stop back in our office for an umbrella.
Drizzle Dick by Humby June 20, 2008

drizzle dick

1. When you take a piss and dont shake enough and the rest of the pee drips out.
I was pissing in the lav and i got drizzle dick from not shaking enough.
drizzle dick by natebowden May 13, 2008

Pancake Dick Drizzle 

When someone takes a piss or busts a nut all over a plate of food in front of you. This resembles syrup drizzling onto pancakes.
Her food looked so much better before she did a Pancake Dick Drizzle all over it.
Pancake Dick Drizzle by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

dick drizzle 

A hard working young man who drives a tooted up Tacoma, he fucks all the bad bitches, and beats up all the snitches. Also rolls a mean backwood.
What’s up dick drizzle you fina come over and roll that backwood.

I thought it was raining but it was actually dick drizzle.

dick biscuit drizzle linger

When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole won’t leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.
Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!

double decker dizzle dick 

My 2 foot neon blue glow in the dark sparkly dick covered in basic ass, white bitch, pumpkin spice bleach and cum 5 shades pinker then your moms eyes after 69ing a turtle for 3 hours at 2:21 in the morning
That's gayer then summers double decker dizzle dick.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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